Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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