do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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