windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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