I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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