we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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