they need to just BURY HIM!
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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