Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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