I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
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