just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
