News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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