She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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