I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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