Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Panties = found
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
Randomize
