That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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