Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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