On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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