The maid of honor just puked.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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