I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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