Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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