Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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