I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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