Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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