I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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