yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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