he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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