Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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