I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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