he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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