I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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