I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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