Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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