Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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