So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
