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Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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