Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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