I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
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