I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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