you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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