Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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