I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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