Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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