Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
