You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
He did a backflip because drugs
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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