Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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