bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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