Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
You smell like stripper and shame
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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