Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
You pole danced in your parka.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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