i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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