Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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