just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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