so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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