she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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